Tolong Ajar Pakcik Zhao Cara Bermain Tali Skip Dengan Betul! PLEASE!

Selamat Pagi. Mulakan hari anda dengan tenang dan gelak ketawa. Kalau tak cukup ketawa, mari sini aku sajikan satu kisah yang mungkin membuatkan korang ketawa. Tapi aku pasti akan ada segilintir yang mengerut muka membayangkan kesakitan.

Terlebih dahulu, aku nak terangkan tentang satu alat permainan dipanggil tali skipping, atau "skip rope" dalam Bahasa Ibunda David Beckham.

A skipping rope is the primary tool used in the game of skipping played by children and many young adults, where one or more participants jump over a rope swung so that it passes under their feet and over their heads. This may consist of one participant turning and jumping the rope, or a minimum of three participants taking turns, two of whom turn the rope while one or more jumps.

Ok? Jelas? Kalau tak faham, aku ringkaskan sikit. Tali skipping ini orang pakai untuk lompat. Tapi yang kelakar di sini, ada juga orang yang tak reti-reti menggunakan tali skip untuk tujuan kebaikan.

Ini Tali Skipping, bukan Tali Perut

Mereka Ini Lebih Kreatif Dari Ah Long Bukit Beruntung

Kalau lihat dari gambar satelit, mungkin nampak macam kuah tom yam

gambar dari google.com

BANGKOK (AP) - Anti-government protesters started donating their own blood Tuesday as part of a plan to splatter the Thai government headquarters in a symbolic sacrifice to press their demands for new elections.

Red-shirted demonstrators lined up to have their blood drawn by nurses, a day after their leaders vowed to collect "1 million cubic centimeters" of blood - the equivalent of 1,000 standard soft drink bottles - to spill at Government House by Tuesday evening.

SOURCE : thestar


Kalau di Malaysia, Ah Long atau "Loan Shark" lebih gemar menggunakan pendekatan sebagai tukang cat bila mengugut "client" mereka. Cat akan disimbah ke kereta, ataupun pagar rumah. Ada juga yang melihat ia sebagai satu graffiti, atau mural yang abstrak. Kalau tidak mahu ia berlaku, janganlah pinjam dengan Ah Long.

Tapi di Thailand, lebih kreatif dan inovatif. Kumpulan Penyokong Thaksin yang sedang mengadakan tunjuk perasaan di Kota Bangkok mengambil pendekatan terbaru. Mereka akan menyimbah darah mereka sebagai simbolik tunjuk perasaan dan mahukan pilihanraya. Jumlah darah yang disasarkan mereka menyamai 1000 botol minuman.

Kan bagus kalau darah itu diderma ke Hospital. Lebih banyak nyawa boleh diselamatkan. Dah macam kerja sukarela pula buat derma darah besar-besaran. Mana tahu boleh masuk World Records tak?

Tom Yum pun warna merah apa? Siap ada udang dan sotong lagi

gambar dari google.com

Apa kata kalau tukar darah manusia dengan Tom Yum. Simbah lah berapa periuk sekalipun. Aku tak kisah. Dengan segala seafood sekali. Silap-silap, FRU pun tadah buka mulut beramai-ramai. Tak berlaku bertumpahan darah pun. Tumpah Tom Yum adalah kut.

Kena Bogel Untuk Ambil Peperiksaan? Waddehek Man!

Suasana peperiksaan di Malaysia. Jarak meja dalam 2 kangkang kera

Serius man!! (bukan man..tapi mengg). Ape kes kena bogel dulu baru boleh ambil peperiksaan? Tapi ini kisah betul-betul ini. Bukan tipu-tipu. Tapi aku tak pasti la betul-betul sohih ka. Tapi aku ada terbaca kisah ini beberapa minggu lepas. Tapi nasib baik tak berlaku di negara kita. Kalau tidak sudah tentu peperiksaan tak boleh dijalankan. Mana tak, semua kena cover badan..tak boleh tumpu perhatian nanti beb!

Baca lebih lanjut kes luar biasa ini

Anugerah Stalker Terhebat Jatuh Kepada...

Maaf, entri kali ini lebih gambar dari tulisan. Tapi aku tertarik dengan beberapa siri gambar yang aku peroleh dari email hari ini. Siapa boleh beri nama brader stalker nih? aku nak cari sejarah dia. Ape motif dia melakukan aktiviti yang menakutkan dan seram ini. Berapa rekod peribadi dia dan bermacam-macam lagi info yang nak aku ketahui. Kalau boleh aku pun nak tahu kalau-kalau dia ada blog. Mungkin dia ada tips untuk tingkatkan trafik dan sebagainya.

Ini memang hebat. Stalker yang hebat. Stalker kamera wartawan kut? Atau dia ada issue dengan wartawan terbabit? GAY? Itu yang menjadi misteri.. Lihat sajalah gambar-gambar berikut sebagai bukti..believe it or not?

kat sini pun dia ada daa..cuba carik kalau power

SOURCE : mailbox aku

(18+) Pengguna Lebuhraya di Moscow dapat Free Pornoshow

MOSCOW: Polis Russia menahan seorang lelaki yang menggodam dan menyiarkan video lucah di satu papan iklan.
Video dua minit itu disiar di papan iklan di selatan Kremlin dan menyebabkan lalu lintas sesak.
Polis berkata, penggodam masuk melalui pelayan syarikat di Chechnya.

Penggodam 40 tahun itu mendakwa beliau hanya ingin berhibur. Seorang lelaki warga emas dilapor diserang sakit jantung melihat video itu. - Reuters

Ini kisah yang berlaku kat Moscow. Bila ada seorang bijak pandai IT, menggodam (bukan menggoda) papan iklan di lebuhraya Kremlin dengan menayangkan video lucah selama 2 minit. Seperti biasa, kesesakan lalu lintas berlaku sebab ramai yang ingin menonton secara percuma. Alah, kalau eksiden pun ramai penonton apatah lagi video lucah kan? Ada beberapa website mendapat bukti video daripada saksi (penonton). Tak payah la tengok. Tapi kalau rasa nak jugak tengok videonya, pegi la ke website ADLAB. Budak-budak xboleh tengok tau. Tapi kalau tengok pun xnampak sangat..haha. Warga tua pun dinasihatkan jangan tengok, nanti kena serang sakit jantung pulak. Apa-apa berlaku lepas korang tengok adalah atas tanggungan sendiri ye..haha

ADLAB

p/s : ini macam punya Prank pun ada ka..ganaihh noo

SOURCE : Harian Metro

Cheating Husband get caught in Facebook by his own Wife!

Another Facebook related story. Facebook not only connects people, but sometimes disconnects too. I'm not sure about divorce cases caused by Facebook here in Malaysia, but there's many cases in the UK and US.

This is a real life story I read from the Daily Mail UK website. About a wife that suspects her husband was cheating on her, and tried to prove it by testing her husband's loyalty to her on Facebook.

continue reading on..

The Millau Viaduct - Even taller than the Eiffel

panorama of the bridge

The Millau Bridge is the highest bridge in the world. It is part of the A75 to link Paris with Barcelona.

This suspension bridge has a total length of 2.5 km and crosses the Tarn River. It is 343 meters high, a world record. The road, with two lanes on each side, will cross the river at 270 meters above ground. At its highest point, the viaduct is even higher than the Eiffel Tower. Conceived by Norman Foster, this suspension bridge is supported by seven pylons, instead of the two that are common for this kind of construction.

Total Cost of the project was around 310 million Euro, opened to traffic in December 2004, 39 months after work began.

the bridge pillars in progress

The Tiger Woods Saga : Meet the Ladies

This article is sourced from The Business Insider

More details of the alleged Wood's Mistresses. Currently 9 (LATEST!) have been linked with Tiger Woods. Not sure how many more will turn up.

1. Rachel Uchitel, 34 - a New York nightclub VIP hostress

History with Tiger Woods : flown to Australia to be with Tiger during a golf tournament, among other rendezvous.

Proof : She claims to have hundreds of emails and text messages that prove the affair from the past five months. She was reportedly paid between $1 Million and $3 Million by Tiger Woods to keep silent.

2. Jaimee Grubbs, 24 - Cocktail waitress from Los Angeles. Best known for her brief stint on the VH1 reality show "Tool Academy".

History with Tiger Woods : Allegedly had an affair that lasted for 31 months and included around 20 sexual encounters. Reports also said that Grubbs was 21 when she first hooked up with Woods in April 2007.

Proof : Grubbs actually has the documentation to back up her story. She claimed to have kept in her phone more than 300 racy text messages from Tiger. Plus a voicemail from a panicked Tiger Woods, requesting her to remove her name from her voicemail because his wife might be calling soon.

3. Kalika Moquin, 27 - Las Vegas nightclub executive

History with Tiger : Moquin and Woods hooked up "a bunch of times" in Las Vegas during the weekend of October 23rd.

Proof : None as yet.

4. Jamie Jungers, 25 - Las Vegas cocktail waitress and "aspiring model"

History with Tiger Woods : Started her affair with Tiger in the golfer's suburban Orlando home in 2004 when she was 20-years-old.

Proof : Nothing as yet. But a few reports claimed that her fiance is a huge fan of Tiger Woods.

5. Mindy Lawton, 33 - a waitress at the Perkins restaurant near Tiger Wood's Orlando home.

History with Tiger Woods : Lawton describes how Tiger Woods often came to her restaurant. Woods also invited her out for drinks at one of his favourite local bars, The Blue Martini, then told her to meet him at a parking lot near his house in Windermere. That night kicked off a year-long affair with multiple sexual encounters, which often took place in local public parking lots and at Tiger's home. She even told in an interview on how she believed that they were deeply in love, and how she was heartbroken when Woods became more distant and began ignoring her calls.

Proof : No hard evidence

6. Cori Rist, 31 - Described as "Manhattan clubgoer". An inspiring fashion model. A mother of one child.

History with Tiger Woods : Reportedly met Cori Rist, at the Manhattan club Butter last year.

Proof : None as yet.

7. Holly Sampson, 36 - A Pornstar whose film appearances include titles such as Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife. Her filmography contains 85 titles, mostly pornographic films.

History with Tiger Woods : Not clear as yet, but she is not denying that she bedded Tiger Woods.

Proof : None as yet.

8. Joslyn James - a pornstar actress often described as double-D brunette.

History with Tiger Woods : her friend described "Joslyn used to talk about all the freaky shit Tiger dug in bed".

Proof : None as yet.


9. A British TV host, no further details as yet

10. A 26-year old former cocktail waitress.

History with Tiger Woods : Met Tiger Woods at a nightclub in Orlando and claimed to have carried on a nearly two year affair with Woods before and during his marriage to Elin.

Proof : None as yet.


SOURCE : BusinessInsider
photos courtesy of Google.com

The Tiger Woods Saga : A Whole in One?

 Tiger Woods

Recently, there have been lots of news regarding the Sports Icon, Tiger Woods. I didn't bother to read, but since the story about his scandal is all around the newspapers lately, I think I should write a short summary about it. Hey, it's From The News! No exception on this news either.

Here's a brief story on Mr. Tiger just in case you have no idea who he is. He's an icon to the US with a big reputation. He's the world's No. 1 golfer with enviable success. Married to a stunning supermodel, Elin Nordegren and have two children. He's one of the most successful sportsman but all of that is about to change when The National Enquirer reported on Nov 25th about Tiger Woods having an affair with a New York nightclub promoter Rachel Uchitel. 

Since then, everything is not going Tiger's way. Here's a chronology of The Tiger Wood's Saga quoted from The Globe and Mail.

Nov. 25 : The National Enquirer publishes a story alleging Tiger Woods was having an affair with New York nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel and that the pair were recently together in Australia where Mr. Woods competed in the Australian Masters. Ms. Uchitel later denies the report.

Nov. 27 : Tiger Woods crashes his Cadillac Escalade into a fire hydrant and a neighbour's tree at 2:25 a.m. just metres away from his Florida mansion. Mr. Woods's wife, Elin Nordegren, uses a golf club to smash one of the SUV's back windows, later telling police she was trying to get her unconscious husband out of the vehicle. Mr. Woods is briefly hospitalized.

Nov. 27 :  Police try to interview Mr. Woods about the crash. However, Ms. Nordegren asks them to return the next day because her husband is sleeping.

Nov. 28 : Police again plan to interview Mr. Woods, but his agent tells them the golfer and his wife are unavailable until the following day.

Nov. 29 : An hour after Mr. Woods's lawyer turns police away from the golfer's home, Mr. Woods releases a statement on his website, taking blame for an “embarrassing” crash, which left him with cuts and bruises. “This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me,” he says. “I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.” The statement asks that it remain “a private matter”.
The Florida Highway Patrol releases a 911 call made by Mr. Woods's neighbour after the crash.

Nov. 30 : Citing his injuries, Mr. Woods withdraws from his annual golf tournament, the Chevron World Challenge. “I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I'm very sorry that I can't be there,” he says in a statement on his website. He says he will not compete again until next year.

Dec. 1 : The Florida Highway Patrol announces that Mr. Woods faces a $164 (U.S.) fine for careless driving and four demerit points against his driver's licence. He will not face criminal charges.
A lawyer for Linda Adams, the neighbour who called 911 after Mr. Woods's crash, says Mr. Woods did not appear to be under the influence and showed no signs of having been in a fight in the minutes after the crash. “None of his injuries looked like he was beat up by his wife,” said attorney Bill Sharpe.

Dec. 2 :  Us Weekly magazine publishes a cover story saying a Los Angeles cocktail waitress claims she had a 31-month long affair with Mr. Woods. The woman, Jaimee Grubbs, says she has proof in 300 text messages and claims she first met Mr. Woods the week after the 2007 Masters, two months before Ms. Nordegren gave birth to their first child.
The magazine also releases what it says is a voice mail, which was provided by Ms. Grubbs, that Mr. Woods left on her phone on Nov. 24 asking her to remove her name from her phone message.
Three hours later, Mr. Woods acknowledges unspecified “transgressions” that he regrets “with all of my heart” in a statement on his website. “I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behaviour and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”

Dec. 3 : Citing “unforeseen circumstances”, high-profile attorney Gloria Allred, who is representing Ms. Uchitel, calls off a news conference about an hour before it is set to begin.

Dec. 7 : A report from a police officer who responded to Mr. Woods's accident is released. The report says Mr. Woods was initially unresponsive, lying on the road covered in a blanket and resting his head on a pillow. Two golf clubs were on the ground and there was $235 (U.S.) in the vehicle.

Dec. 8 : After receiving a 911 call from Mr. Woods's home at 2:35 a.m., Ms. Nordegren's mother, Barbro Holmberg, is transported to hospital suffering from stomach pain. Ms. Holmberg, a former Swedish cabinet minister, is county governor of Gävleborg in central-east Sweden.

Source: Globe and Mail archives

Continue reading for the updated list of alleged Tiger Woods mistress, with photos!.

Get sick faster! Buy the INFLU mask!

This is sick! Totally sick. I can't imagine breathing-in viruses purposely. I have to admit that this idea might be creative/out of this world, but imagine if it does bring virus to you, plus breathing-in other people's/stranger's cough...Euuwwww! Not sure if this is meant to be a joke or the other way around.

Read the article below from LikeCool

 

The world's first flu collector unveiled. Created by Michel Bussien and Erik Sjödin. The INFLU Flu Collector Mask helps you to get sick when you want to. It has a battery driven micro-fan fitted on the inhalation valve that increases the intake of viruses in ambient air through the respiratory system. The comfortable and convenient mask can be worn in everyday situations such as while commuting to and from work.
Plan your sickness, develop antibodies for the flu and strengthen your immune system the natural way. The INFLU flu collector mask increases the prospect of getting the Swine flu (H1N1) as well as the regular seasonal flu with several hundred percent.
Note: INFLU is not recommended for people 65 years and older, children younger than five years old, pregnant women, and people with chronic medical conditions.

Crazy? You decide!

SOURCE : LikeCool

Oh Inspector, I'm very sure he doesn't have any ears!

He doesn't have any ears, his chin's lop-sided, and his haircut bears a passing resemblance to the roof of a thatched cottage. But to police in Bolivia, he's public enemy number one.

The picture, widely described as the world's worst photo-fit, was drawn by a woman who witnessed the violent murder of Rafael Vargas, a taxi driver from the city of Santa Cruz who was stabbed to death before being set on fire in the street last March. After Bolivian TV showed the image, accompanied by dramatic music, the case became a cause célèbre.

Clips of news reports describing crime were uploaded to YouTube, and went viral, sparking comparisons between the suspect and, among other things, a character from the TV series Fraggle Rock.

Police had the last laugh, though. Thanks to enormous public interest in the case, they have arrested two men. Under local laws, the suspects cannot be identified, so TV stations replaced their heads with cartoons of the now-famous photo-fit.

Want to see the how the photo-fit looks like?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! What's with the hair?? Rebonding technique? LOLz. I'm sure the Bolivian Police would have a hard time identifying the suspect! Damn..that is one fine art. Not sure how photo-fit is drawn at the first place..I thought that usually the police will draw according to witness description..or is it the other way around?

Hope the criminal will get caught soon!


SOURCE : THE INDEPENDANT