Showing posts with label Salt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Salt. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Akhbar mStar Online Buat Lawak Garam. Sila Baca Dengan Serius!

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exibit A : Screenshot page yang menjadi mangsa



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Ini Angelina Jolie - dia tidak bersalah dalam hal ini


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Sila baca tembakan skrin (screenshot) dari laman web mStar online di atas. Aku screenshot just incase ada perubahan berlaku, dan kalau ia berlaku maka tak jadi lah lawak ini. Haha

Nampak tak di mana kelakarnya mStar hari ini?

Ending artikel yang anti-klimaks. Lawak hampeh dengan satu perkataan magikal, Garam (siap italic tu, mungkin ditulis dengan kadar keyakinan yang tinggi)


SOURCE : mStar Online lah
Sessi soal jawab di FormSpring FTN!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Cerita Yang Agak Masin dari Jolie


3/5 botol kicap untuk SALT

detail review later on. bagi peluang orang tengok dulu, nanti spoil mood pula
tapi kesimpulannya setakat all the free screenings, Inception is still the best!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

What If I’m a Russian Spy

Bagaimana kalau aku jadi seorang Russian Spy..aku sendiri tertanya-tanya. Sudah tentu aku akan kelihatan seperti seorang Russian, berbahasa Russian dengan fasih sekali level 1, tahan sejuk sehingga (-30c maksimum), dan memiliki segala skill yang wajib ada pada seorang spy. Alahai, kalau susah sangat nak faham, baca sajalah pictorial story aku dibawah. Versi International (English), dan agak panjang..special edition tau!

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Okay, I'm a Russian Spy (Rrrrrussian Spy). Don't ask me why, because it's all written. It's in the script. Just go with the flow. So obviously as a Rrrrrussian Spy, I'm taking orders from Mother Rrrrrrussia. So my next mission is related to the football fever that's happening around the world. However the situation is not so good. The President is not enjoying any of the games due to a disturbing sounds which identified coming from an instrument called "V-u-v-u-z-e-l-a". (but could be he's frustrated because Rrrrussia didn't quality for the finals). So my next mission objectives are :


To accomplish my mission, first need to check on my tools. Need to look tough. Vuvuzela can be a life-threatening weapon, so I must be prepared to face any circumstances. Weapons...CHECK! 



Next, kidnap the suspect (easy task) and...


Then, spread the joy to the world..oh, look at all that happy faces..


Finally, no more annoying sounds..no more!! 


A very happy football fan! 

Mission Accomplished!! Back to Motherland Rrrrussia..As long as the President is happy..I take it as my job is done!



He promised me a Sony Bloggie as a reward, but I'm not sure if he's joking or not. He said that while holding a bottle of Vodka.

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This is a special entry for Nuffnang Premiere Screening of Salt contest. All photos, captions and etc are for fun purpose only. No hard feelings ya. Hopefully nobody will mistaken me with the real spy. No I'm not a spy ok?? hehe. Hope you all enjoy my Rrrrussian Spy story.

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