Lembu Hi-Tech - Susu Lagi Banyak?

First of all, ini cerita agak lama. Tapi still fun to share. Takpe kan? OK FINE aku share jugak.

Sapi dapat nama, lembu dapat LCD TV? Hebat lembu-lembu di Russia. Satu pusat penternakan lembu di Moscow mengambil langkah berani mencuba satu ekperimen terhadap lembu-lembu (lembus) di ladang mereka. Dalam usaha nak meningkatkan tahap susu lembus terutamanya pada musim sejuk (yang melampau di sana), mereka mengambil langkah memasang TV LCD dalam kandang lembus itu. Lepas tu tayangkan gambar-gambar lucah lembus (read = gambar rumput hijau) yang boleh stimulate untuk menghasilkan susu lebih banyak. 

Tak caya, tengok utiub di bawah ini. Berbondong-bondong TV LCD HD Samsung dibawa masuk dalam kandang. Untung betul lembus ni. 

You watched too much TV!

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DiGi iPhone 4 Real

Previously on Heroes FTN..

1. DiGi iPhone 4 Me

2. DiGi iPhone 4 Play

Yeap, full of "iPhone 4 Gimme Gimmeh I want one of that" entries! Don't blame me..Na'ah ah! Blame Nuffnang for having this contest. Like I said before, Malaysians love free stuffs! (ok fine, must write entries blabla..bla, but still no $$$ were injured during the process) .

So what's next? Already checked the iPhone 4 features here and read about the numerous apps that's available on iTunes there. Now let's go through the data/call plans offered by DiGi. So basicly, the cheapest plan by DiGi is iDiGi 88 which only cost RM58/month (and that's reduced from RM63 after Auto Billing). What to expect from RM58/month?

<-- important details, please take note -->

this is for real ya'll

200mins of voice calls, 200 SMS, 20 MMS, 1GB of Internet quota! And just incase we've exceed the usage, DiGi only charge 15sen/min for voice calls, 10sen/SMS, and 20sen/MMS. And the best part is we don't get charged if exceeded the monthly internet quota! (but speed is only limited to max 128kbps - so carry on with your facebooking & twittering ya'll!)

Since I'm getting the iPhone 4 for free courtesy of Nuffnang & DiGi (HAHAHA - this statement expires once the winner is announced! LOLz), I wouldn't have to pay an upfront payment of RM2,090 (16GB) or RM2,490 (32GB). There's also an option to buy the iPhone 4 with Installment Plan. And all plans are on a 24 month contract tau!  Details can be reffered here ok? Good--

<-- end of important notes, time for some LOLs -->

To simplify things up, I've come up with this simple yet easy to understand (and even babies could understand. LOL'ed) comparison chart between DiGi's iDiGi88 plan vs telco X (rival company). 

(ok seriously, I spent my lunch time to do this! posa beb posa)

Last but not least, I'll leave you guys with this awesome testimony by a friend. This is what he felt after using DiGi iPhone 4 postpaid plans.

Yeap, TRUE STORY.

p/s : coming up next, the final chapter on the quest for free iPhone 4! will be LEGEN..wait for it..DARY!

A Fact of Life

Didn't notice that until I saw this. Lolz!